How I Learned about Sex

Friday and Saturday night, I'll be participating with seven others in a reading titled "How I Learned about Sex" at Le Chat Noir. You can click on the link above for more info. How did I ever agree to do this? Someone called and said they had a favor to ask, and my first thought was that he wanted me to take back the deaf pit bull I'd left at his house. So, I said yes. And now I'm scrambling to figure out the answer to the evening's question.