My new landlord is painting my new house this weekend and let me pick the colors. So, under his direction, I went to Home Depot and looked at the Glidden samples. But I found myself unable to ask for the colors I wanted, because I couldn't say "Butterscotch Tempest" out loud. Nor could I say "Wispy Peach." And certainly not "Lace Corsage."
So it'll be "Pumpkin Pie," "Spice Orange," and "May Apple" instead.